Herpes: the gift that keeps on giving

Someone in my family has cold sores and it isn't me or the kids. And you know what that means: herpes. Makes me wonder what he did to get it, because even though it isn't the STD version, we all know only sinners get herpes. Want proof? I got chicken pox (another herpes) right after I stole candy from the grocery store when I was 6. See!

So now I get no kisses and the very really possibility that I will contract the disease as well, because let's face it, I just can't stop saying "hell". SIN! Now I have no immune protection. I made it a point to never kiss anyone whose had cold sores just so I didn't get it. Now I'm screwed because I can't see using "herpes simplex I" as a justifiable reason for divorce. And we all know this is really about me and not the person actually suffering with the virus.

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